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The 2005 Tom
Brady NFL Draft
Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady
SALINE,
MICHIGAN APRIL 24, 2005
Day One of the NFL draft is
complete and I'm pretty sure they need to just
rename the whole thing the
Tom Brady annual NFL
draft. I'm serious...if someone is
calculating the number of times Tom Brady has
been mentioned this weekend please Fedex your
piles of data to me asap. Tie this into a
drinking game and the ER will be short on
stomach pumps. It is ridiculous. ESPN even has
two different commercials running featuring
Brady with the theme "who will be the next Tom
Brady?" in the draft.
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At this point, I think we can
drop the Tom and save time by just calling him
"Brady". By the way, I think one of
the spots is a re-run from last year where they
say Brady has "two rings". Hey ESPN, last I checked he is up
to three now but since when is ESPN concerned
with statistics? Keep in mind, this is
coming from a guy who lives for
references to Michigan and its players.
Buckeye fans and Patriot haters must be going
nuts. In case someone is
wondering why they keep mentioning him, he was
drafted in the 6th round and is the poster child
for the potential value of late round picks.
Other takes:
- Speaking of Michigan, certainly
Braylon Edwards had a great
season last year but he still had many drops.
I wouldn't have used a top 10, let alone top 3,
pick on him.
- The Lions made a mistake taking
another receiver in the first round. They
should have picked up someone for the d-line or
a linebacker and considered getting a receiver
in a later round.
- Speaking of Brady, Detroit's
1130 AM morning show declared last week that the
only way Tom Brady wouldn't make the NFL Hall of
Fame is if he "killed someone on the field
during a game.....with a knife". Whoops, I
can't stop talking about Brady either.
- Maurice Clarett should thank
his lucky stars for being selected on Day 1.
It's funny how far these guys drop when they
have attitude problems. You'd think this
would be enough to make guys shape up and fly
right when in college.
- I can't believe that no one
took Michigan's Ernest Shazor on Day 1.
And not a single Spartan taken in the first
three rounds? When is the last time that
happened? I guess Shazor ran a little slow
in the combine (4.7), but check out his size: 6'
3 5/8", 228 lbs, and his numbers: "led the
Wolverines with 84 total tackles in 2004. He
also had 10 tackles for loss, two interceptions,
two forced fumbles and two fumble recoveries."
He was an All-American last year.
When he declared for the draft in January, the
Detroit News wrote "He
said NFL insiders have told him he is projected
a late first-, early second-round selection."
Wow, he's either really dropped or was talking
to some phony insiders. According to On
the Clock, Shazor "should
be a solid first day pick in April."
[Update 7pm EDT - The 2005 NFL draft is complete
and no one took Ernest Shazor! In
reviewing the message boards and discussing with
Awes II, something is up. There must be
something we don't know].
- Rumor is that draft guru Mel
Kiper, Jr. does not eat or drink on Draft day so
he need to use the john and thus won't miss
anything that happens during the draft.
Maybe they should make a special chair for him.
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