The Tigers: A Comedy of Errors

Motown sluggers in constant state of futility.  Let's face it, the Detroit Tigers suck.

DETROIT MI, June 24, 2001

I visited Comerica Park again on Sunday to watch the Detroit Tigers play the Twins.  It was a perfect day and the Tigers were on a mini-winning streak so the game was a little more interesting than normal.  And the Minnesota Twins have been one of the better clubs in major league baseball this year.

Jess and I arrived in the second inning.  As we walked down the aisle to our seats, Robert Fick sent a fastball out for a home run.  Just after we sat down Juan Encanarcion followed suit with another home run.  Finally, Shane Halter came up and sent another fastball out.  

It was the first time the Tigers had back-to-back-to-back home runs in nine years (Trammell-Fielder-Tettleton in '92).  If the Tigers keep the fences where they are right now (400 ft+), the odds are pretty good that they will never do that again in Comerica Park.

The confused gazes continue at Comerica  Will the Tigers see .500 again?  Bad news bears

That's where the fun ended for the Tigers however.  The Twins bounced back in the fifth inning to take the lead 6-5, scored another in the sixth, then started one of the worst innings I have ever witnessed.  Here are some of the dismal stats from the 7th inning:

 - Tigers gave up 4 walks including 2 with the bases loaded

 - Pitcher overthrew the first baseman on a routine throw to check the runner

-  1 batter hit by a pitch

 - After walking in 2 runs, pitcher sends the ball right down the pipe which was hit about 450 feet in center for a grand slam

- Seven Twins reached base and each one scored even though the Twins only had 2 hits in the inning.

- At least 2 fans were sent home early all sunburnt.

 

After all of that, the Tigers only got one more hit the rest of the game and lost 14-5.  For the past decade, the Tigers have been one of the worst teams in the league and a far cry from the teams of the 80's, especially the formidable 1984 World Series Champions.

 

One take - after watching his pitcher Eric Milton give up a double, the 3 consecutive HRs, and a walk to the first 5 batters in the 2nd inning, Twins manager Tom Kelly didn't leave the dugout to talk to Milton, nor did he start anyone in the bullpen.  I was really surprised that he did not at least make a mound visit after watching Milton getting shelled like that.  Kelly's move (or lack thereof) turned out to be right on target.  Milton looked great the rest of the way, giving up just one more run.  He ended up getting his 8th win of the season in what looked to be horrific outing.  Props to Tom Kelly to showing the confidence in his players' ability to settle down and perform.

 

FYI - the beer lines are still brutal.  

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