Memo
to the 2003 U.S. Open Gallery
LIVONIA, MICHIGAN
JUNE 18, 2003
To: All of
you savants in Chicago who attended the US Open, but
left your sunglasses at home
From:
Ron (Awes) II
Re:
The 2 slits on
your collective melons
Hey Squints, did you miss
the newsflash that they've decided to hold the U.S. Open
outdoors? Dude, brings your Chet Lemon's next time
or visit Frannie
at EyeWear Sunglasses so I don't need to suffer through
watching your beet-red peepers on my TV set next year.
I haven't seen that many squints since the last solar eclipse.
