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Tiger simply plays conservatively on the back nine and quietly
accepts the winner's trophy. The most exciting
action is watching Mickelson scramble for meaningless pars.
The
same old mind-set of the challengers (i.e. I'll just worry
about my game and not worry about Tiger) is not working.
Instead of waiting for the inevitable brow-beating at the
hands of Woods, I suggest they lob the first mental shot at
him: Come to the first tee dressed exactly like
Tiger.
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Since
we know Woods always wears the red shirt for the final round,
you should come prepared with a variety of styles of red shirt
in the clubhouse. When Tiger shows up at the practice
tee, grab the closest match and put it on. Complete the
outfit with black pants, shoes, and a black logo hat.
Put an animated tiger clubhead cover on the driver.
On
the first tee, shake hands with Woods and act like nothing is
out of the ordinary. Tell him, "It sure is windy
out there today, huh Tiger?". Somewhere on
the first few holes and just within earshot of Woods, have
your caddy refer to you as 'Tiger', as in, "I'd use the
5-iron, Tiger..eh, I mean Phil." After hitting a
difficult putt, serve up the patented Tiger celebratory fist
pump.
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