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Timmy
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the
Greek |
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Where he likes to
be |
Cape Cod |
South Beach |
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Wagering Claim to
Fame |
Guaranteed
the Patriots over the Rams in the Super Bowl |
Dubbed 'the Greek'
after his legendary Big Eight football picking
prowess during college. Known as 'The Kid'
at dog tracks around Omaha
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Wagering Hall of
Shame |
When
coach Coach Moeller asked a few of the M football
players, "Who is this 'Timmy Adams'?
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Dallas vs. Lions
'92. On the first drive of the game, Greek
says, "I think the Lions have their number".
Later during the 37-3 Dallas blowout, Greek
changes his tune & refers to the Lions as "A
comedy of errors".
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Crack against the
webmaster |
Dools
can't hang with TA's Boston drinking buddies |
Dools is a closet
Navarre backer.
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NFL Team |
Patriots
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Miami Dolphins |
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Hard luck MLB
team |
Red Sox |
Cubs |
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Why he might win |
Boston
instincts |
No money is on the
line
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Don't mention |
Bill Buckner |
His brief ROTC
career (Sgt Buzzcut:
WHERE THE HELL IS MANSFFIELLDD?") |
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Why he might lose |
Bets
with his heart |
Cracks under the weight of 'the Greek' nickname |
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Will make him cry |
Put in a
tape of the Magnum P.I. where Magnum dies
and Timmy will lose it ("booo-Hooo-HOOOO-Hoo")
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Take away his cable
modem, or his blog
[check out
jimmansfield.com], |
